(via hearttothesky)
THIS is perfect. Haha.
he comes home from work & tells us to open the door.
we unlock it & he’s all bline…
we have a whole conversation about what we’re gonna do tonight & he’s still standing outside of the screen door holding the door knob…
me- why the hell are you still outside?!
robbey-hahaha, (comes inside) shiit man, idk. i’m stoned.
me- wtf?! we had a whole conversation with you still standing outside.
robbey- shut up man, i was stuck.
me- omg robbey, i’m putting that on tumblr right now!
robbey-ehyy, fuck you, i’m gonna put something on Facebook then…
me- whaaat?!
robbey- idk, but i’m putting something.
hahaha, he’s an idiot, but i love him.
:)
jayden-mom, can i have the peanut butter cookies?
*she gives it to him….
jonah-you’re such a fatty jayd.
jayden, i’m not a fatty, i’m just hungry.
LOL. he’s such a cutie. :)
at jeans warehouse walking down the aisle’s looking at clothes & my aunty knocks off one of the hangers & looks at me;
“sorry guys, i have turrets.”
hahahah, it was the funniest shit ever. cuz she doesn’t have that, & the lady looked at us like we were crazy cuz we’re both crackin’ up…
(a “you had to be there moment”)